My first STD was from a foam party
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he shaved USA in his pubs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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