He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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