He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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