i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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