god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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