ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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