is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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