Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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