i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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