Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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