I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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