38 yer olds are good kisserssss
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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