Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You can't special order awesome
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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