I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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