Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dicks are not precious.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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