Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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