woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't deserve a penis
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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