if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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