Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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