she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
