arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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