new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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