It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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