covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
