i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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