I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
only if we run a train.
done.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
