And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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