Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i dont even know how to be here
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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