I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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