is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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