Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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