Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
MIDGETS
????
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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