You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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