im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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