Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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