I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You've changed since you got that strap on
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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