He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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