But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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