She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
accomplished twins. life is a go
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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