May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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