I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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