I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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