we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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