HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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