I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
