shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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