Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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