Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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