I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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