school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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