I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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