Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Randomize