It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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