Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No subtext here. People are naked.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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